The Green Bay Packers and New York Giants are set to face off for the NFC championship and a trip to the Super Bowl.Since much of New York city was recently destroyed by the mysterious Cloverfield monster, the game is being played in Wisconsin, which can be a truly brutal place to be in wintertime. It will be two degrees below zero (-20 Celsius) at kickoff, with windchills of 40-50 below. At temperatures like that, the average pair of human testicles can freeze solid in less than ten minutes and shatter like glass on impact.
That means that regardless of which team emerges victorious from the contest, at least both sides will be ending the season on a high note.
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