A 25 year old Washington state woman was arrested for assault after she and her boyfriend got into a naked fight. The couple was preparing to take a shower together when the woman asked the man to keep his dog out of the bathroom. The man refused, remarked that maybe his next girlfriend would be more of a pet lover, and then called the woman some sort of name.
Now I'm just guessing here, but I'm going to say that it was a four letter term for a part of the female anatomy beginning with the letter "c" and rhyming with something football teams do a lot on fourth downs.
It's been my experience that women really, really, really, REALLY don't like that word, which would explain what happened next: The woman punched the man in the face "several times," dislocated his shoulder, and threw a picture frame at him. The glass shattered and cut the man. Again, all this is taking place while they're naked.
The woman was arrested and is being held on $50,000 bond.
The man, meanwhile, is no doubt enduring public humiliation for letting a girl kick his ass.
Thursday, January 03, 2008
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