Thursday, June 24, 2010

Vaginal Birth vs. the Stork Hypothesis

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Does This Qualify as a Miracle?

A well known 60 foot statue of Jesus was struck by lightning last week. The ensuing blaze destroyed the statue, which had been nicknamed 'Touchdown Jesus' by heathens because of its upraised arms.... Which apparently didn't function very well as lightning rods.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

BP Launches Impressive New Ad Campaign

Monday, June 14, 2010


Saturday, June 12, 2010

Probe This

If everything goes to plan, in a few hours time the Japanese space probe Hayabusa will be landing in Australia. It will be a significant scientific development, because the craft will be returning with a sample from an asteroid. And while we Earthbound humans can study meteorites that fall from the sky, this will be mankind's first opportunity to study a sample that has not been affected by the fiery heat of a plunge through our atmosphere.

Of course, there's also the slight possibility that the sample will spawn a giant shape shifting gelatinous creature that devours humans whole, but that's about as likely as an oil well experiencing an uncontrolled blowout a mile beneath the ocean's surface.

Saturday, June 05, 2010

It's Never too Late to Pick on George W. Bush

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

I have the perfect compromise: Let's use tax dollars to kill all the sick people. That should make everyone happy!!!!