Sunday, January 27, 2008

Blow Jobs

Much of Europe was pummeled by high winds earlier today. In Austria, gusts were clocked at 75mph. The storms have left 130,000 without power and stranded railroad passengers because of toppled trees. One person died in Poland.

Meteorologists say that hot air generated by the various American presidential candidates is disrupting worldwide weather patterns and contributing to the freak storms. And with 24 primaries scheduled to be held on February 5, the problem is expected to only get worse.

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