Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Why I'll Never Use A Toilet Again

Apparently not satisfied with its warrantless spying on the phone calls of innocent Americans, now the Bush administration has launched a new, even more outrageous invasion of our privacy: Analyzing our sewage.

Yes, it's true. Fairfax county, Virginia, now periodically collects samples of its raw sewage and sends them to a White House testing facility. Once there, the samples are tested for drug content and the prescence of liberal godless Democrats.

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