Happiness Is A Warm Gun

It's been a l-o-n-g two years, but The Sopranos are finally back as of tonight. Not that I'm complaining, of course. I would never want Tony to think that!

As the medium sinks ever deeper into a bottomless byss of mediocrity, The Sopranos is one of the very few shows that makes television worth watching--even if HBO costs an additional 17 bucks a month. And if the reviews from USA Today and The Washington Post are to be believed, this may well turn out to be the series best season yet.

So if any of you come looking for me on Sunday nights, I'll be at home with a baseball bat at my side.... Just in case any of you do come looking for me.