One.... Two.... Five.... Seven.... Oh, Who's Counting?

I have to admit to being somewhat confused. There's been a lot of uproar lately over same sex marriages, and how that sort of thing pisses off the man upstairs and causes him to send more hurricanes our way. So that would certainly seem to mean that we should encourage more marriages between members of the opposite sex, right? In fact, encouraging such traditional forms of marriage should therefore logically cause our weather to be nicer.

So then why the hell are the authorities persecuting poor Charles "Ed" Hicks? This poor guy is a virtual wedding machine, and he only marries women. And really, isn't that what we all want? Brokeback Mountain's Oscar nominations notwithstanding?

Granted, Mr. Hicks has been married seven times, but he's only been divorced five times, which means.... Oops.... Okay, so maybe he's bad at math and lost track. That happens to the best of us. The important thing he is that at least he's ahead in the marriage category.