Incest Is Best

I spend a lot of time and energy picking on George W. Bush. Occasionally I even feel bad about it; after all, it's kind of like making jokes about a horrible train wreck.

The rest of the Bush family is not so bad, however. In fact, I feel compelled to point out that W's mother, former first lady Barbara Bush, is quite the philanthropist. She recently donated an undisclosed sum of money to a Hurricane Katrina relief fund.

But her generosity didn't end there. She even went as far as to specify that her donation should be used for educational purposes. And perhaps because that is still rather broad, she further specified that the money should be used to purchase educational software.

And not just any educational software. No sirree. She stipulated that the money be used to buy educational software from a company called Ignite Learning.... Which just happens to be owned by Neil Bush, one of other sons and brother of the President.

Now THAT'S generosity!