Maybe I Should Ask For A Quantity Discount

Bush held a press conference last week. In a response to a question by correspondent Helen Thomas, the President said he invaded Iraq because part of his job after September 11 was to "make sure that we didn't allow people to provide safe haven to an enemy. And that's why I went into Iraq. ... The Taliban provided safe haven for Al-Qaida."

Excuse me? The Taliban was in f*cking Afghanistan, two whole countries over from Iraq!!! Seriously, has this man ever even picked up a map?!?!

That's it. As soon as I post this entry, I'm heading for the liquor store. The only way I'm going to get through the next 1027 days is through the comfort provided by heavy drinking.