Saturday, January 03, 2004

Let's See Michael Jackson Beat This Stunt
I was planning to write something funny and witty about Steve "The Crocodile Hunter" Irwin's parenting style, I can't possibly beat Little Tiny Lies' take on the story.
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Here. Have A Hamburger
Scientists and government officials continue in their attempts to reassure the American people that our beef is safe, and that the odds of anyone catching mad cow disease are "virtually non-existent."

On the other hand, the odds of someone winning $100,000,000 in the lottery are virtually non-existent, too. Yet people still manage to do that.


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