Monday, January 19, 2004

Geography Lesson
Jeez.... It seems like every channel I go to tonight is talking about the Iowa caucuses.

How embarrassing is that!!!! It's precisely this sort of irresponsible blather that perpetuates the myth that Americans are ignorant of the rest of the world.

I mean , everyone knows the caucuses are in central Asia!!!
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Look What You Can Buy for a Dollar
In an unusual move, the Fairfax County, Virginia, jail is going to begin charging its inmates one dollar for each day they are incarcerated.

And if I don't pay it, will I be evicted?
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Would You Like Cream and Sugar with Your Steak Sauce?
A Seattle steakhouse is offering 12 oz. filet mignon cuts sprinkled with Starbucks coffee grinds.

Great. So not only will you develop Mad Cow Disease and die a slow, hideous death as your brain turns to fetid cottage cheese, but you won't be able to get any sleep!


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