Wednesday, January 21, 2004

Dean Endorses Bush
In a stunning turn of events, Howard Dean has proclaimed himself a conservative and endorsed Bush for President.

No, no, not THAT Howard Dean!! The OTHER Howard Dean, the one that was in Ninja III.

Howard Woody Dean, who once had a brief movie role as a cop who falls out of a helicopter, agrees that the OTHER Howard Dean has done a lot for Vermont, "but how hard is that?"

Good point.

In an unrelated development, animal control officers in New Hampshire who saw Dean's screaming concession speech in Iowa have detained the former governor on suspicions of being rabid.
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Good Thing Kerry Didn't Pull the Plug


----------Mike Luckovich, Atlanta Journal-Constitution



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