Chirp, Chirp, Ah-choo
Scientists are reportedly quite concerned that an especially virulent strain of bird flu may soon sweep the world.

I'm sorry, but with all the famine and strife on this planet of ours, as well as terrorism, incommunicado space probes, the upcoming Michael Jackson trial, and the uncontrolled proliferation of nuclear weapons, I refuse to be concerned about whether the Bluejays in my backyard are sneezing and coughing on one another.