Monday, January 05, 2004

Good Thing He Knows His Right Hand From His Left
A round of applause is in order for Steve "Crocodile Hunter" Irwin, who is sticking to his guns. Rather than apologize for feeding a chicken to a 13 ft. croc with one hand while holding his one month old child in the other, Irwin says he would gladly do it again provided "there were no cameras around." Irwin continues to insist there was never any danger because he knows how to safely handle wild animals.

Hmmm.... Isn't that what Roy Horn said?


----------Varvel, Indianapolis Star

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Soap On A Rope Would Be Nice
Holy magnificent Mother of Crap!! Turns out I've been arrested!!!!

Well, that's okay. Maybe I'll end up sharing a jail cell with Paris Hilton.


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