Sunday, January 25, 2004

But Is There a Vaccine?
In an effort to calm the people of New Hampshire and prevent outright panic among the state's populace, The Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta and the United States Department of Agriculture, in conjunction with the Food and Drug Administration, have issued a joint statement saying that as long as you avoid direct contact with the central nervous system of infected candidates, there is no danger of catching Mad Dean Disease.

----------Drew Sheneman, Newark Star Ledger

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