Don't be surprised next month if you're sitting at work, playing online poker in your cubicle, and the universe suddenly ceases to exist.
Preliminary tests of the LHC particle accelerator over the weekend have cleared the device for full scale operation in September. Bored scientists will be seeking to recreate the first moments after the Big Bang by f*cking with the very fabric of the space-time continuum.
They assure us there is probably nothing to worry about.
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
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