Saturday, June 30, 2007

Or Maybe She Packed Kitty Litter

According to astronaut Lisa Nowak's attorney, his client did NOT wear a diaper during her 950 mile drive from Texas to Florida. He calls the allegation a vicious lie fabricated by the police. However, he apparently forgot to defend his client against the allegation that she's a raving homicidal loon.

So then what did Nowak do to avoid having to stop? Sit in a sloshing puddle of her own piss and poop?

Yeah, that's MUCH more dignified than wearing a diaper.

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