Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Watch Your Step

Former lobbyist Jack Abramoff, who is at the heart of the influence peddling scandal threatening several members of congress, has pleaded guilty to charges of conspiracy, tax evasion, and mail fraud. He is expected to get a reduced sentence provided he cooperates with prosecutors still investigating the case.

In a related matter, United States Capital Police are warning that floors inside the building are extremely slippery because of increasing volumes of sweat pouring off of congressmen.

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