Remember Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame? They are the couple at the heart of the CIA leak investigation, as a prosecutor struggles to determine who in the White House may have illegally revealed Plame to be a CIA agent.
Well, the couple was recently on their way to begin a vacation with their five year old twins when one of the kids announced "My daddy's famous, my mommy's a secret spy."
That's it. Throw the little blabbermouth in jail until he's old enough for college!