Generous to a Fault

Sure, if you look at the score of yesterday's game against the Giants, it certainly looks like the 'Skins lost 20-14. But appearances can be deceiving.

You see, Redskins coach Joe Gibbs is well known for his generosity off the field. Unfortunately, sometimes that need to give back to the community extends onto the football field, and that's exactly what happened with New York. How else can one explain seven freaking turnovers in a single game except as a profound act of selflessness? So you see, technically the Redskins did not lose that game; They gave it away.

No doubt they'll be deducting it from their tax returns next April.

Next Monday night they'll be playing the evil Dallas Cowboys on national TV, and there had damn well better not be any acts of charity performed during the game.