Sunday, September 26, 2004

---------------Drew Sheneman, Newark Star Ledger


Dear Floridians:
Congratulations!! The Sunshine State has become the first state since Texas in 1886 to be hit by four hurricanes in the same year. And these weren't puny little category 1 storms, either, but major category 3 and 4 monsters!!! This is truly something to be proud of! And in case you people haven't figured it out yet, this is God's way of warning you not to f*ck up the election again. Capeesh?

Now go clean your rooms.... Well, those of you who still have rooms, that is.

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