Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Who's Your Daddy?

The untimely death of Anna Nicole Smith continues to take increasingly bizarre turns.

As many as five different individuals are claiming to be the father of her five month old daughter: Her "companion," Howard K. Stern; Smith's former boyfriend, Larry Birkhead; Zsa-Zsa Gabor's husband, Frederic von Anhalt; some guy from Hawaii named Wil; and me.

Another possibility has now arisen, although this particular person has remained oddly silent on the matter. Of course, that may be because he's, well, kind of... dead.

According to the New York Daily News, there's a possibility that Smith used her late husband's frozen sperm to become pregnant. If that does turn out to be the case, it will add a whole new wrinkle to the dispute over who gets the hundreds of millions of dollars left in J. Howard Hunt's estate.

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