Monkeying Around

In a stunning discovery, researchers at a game preserve in Africa have found that some chimpanzees are able to make their own weapons with which to hunt other animals. The chimps used their hands and teeth to fashion sticks into spears, which they would then thrust into bushes in an effort to kill their prey.

This is remarkable evidence of evolution, and it's only a matter of time until Sunni chimps begin blowing themselves up in an effort to kill Shiite chimps.