Mother Nature can be quite magnificent at times. Whether we're viewing images of some galactic nursery billions of light years away or witnessing the fiery majesty of a volcanic eruption, we mortal humans can only be humbled. But even those things, however indicative of nature's indifference towards man, pale in comparison to the spectacular implosion of a celebrity.
The latest famous type person to go supernova is none other than Britney Spears. It's hard to pinpoint when she first began exhibiting telltale clues of the coming cosmic event. Some scientists will argue it was when she married Jason Allen Alexander in 2004, only to turn around and annul the marriage a few days later.
Others may say that it was when she married that scuzzball Kevin Federline, who already had a child out of wedlock. Still others will put forth convincing evidence that it was the time Britney strapped her Starbucks into the child seat and drove off with her baby on the roof of the SUV (Okay, so my recollection of the particulars may be a little fuzzy, but it definitely had something to do with a Starbucks).
There's also a substantial school of thought that Britney's stellar collapse started when she began hanging out with Paris Hilton and forgetting her underwear.
What is certain, however, is that things have now reached a climax. Britney's latest moves dwarf the Russel Crowe phone incident and the Michael Jackson baby dangling event, and perhaps even rival Mel Gibson's drunken anti-Semitic tirade.
For those of you who may have missed it because you paying more attention to something unimportant like the death and destruction plaguing all of Iraq, Spears last week walked into a hair salon and completely shaved her head. This came a day after she had briefly checked into a rehab facility in Antigua. Then after spending Saturday night partying in a wig, she again checked herself into a rehab clinic.
That one didn't take either, and she checked herself out of the facility this morning. No word on exactly why, but they may have had a strict dress code requiring panties.
The latest famous type person to go supernova is none other than Britney Spears. It's hard to pinpoint when she first began exhibiting telltale clues of the coming cosmic event. Some scientists will argue it was when she married Jason Allen Alexander in 2004, only to turn around and annul the marriage a few days later.
Others may say that it was when she married that scuzzball Kevin Federline, who already had a child out of wedlock. Still others will put forth convincing evidence that it was the time Britney strapped her Starbucks into the child seat and drove off with her baby on the roof of the SUV (Okay, so my recollection of the particulars may be a little fuzzy, but it definitely had something to do with a Starbucks).
There's also a substantial school of thought that Britney's stellar collapse started when she began hanging out with Paris Hilton and forgetting her underwear.
What is certain, however, is that things have now reached a climax. Britney's latest moves dwarf the Russel Crowe phone incident and the Michael Jackson baby dangling event, and perhaps even rival Mel Gibson's drunken anti-Semitic tirade.
For those of you who may have missed it because you paying more attention to something unimportant like the death and destruction plaguing all of Iraq, Spears last week walked into a hair salon and completely shaved her head. This came a day after she had briefly checked into a rehab facility in Antigua. Then after spending Saturday night partying in a wig, she again checked herself into a rehab clinic.
That one didn't take either, and she checked herself out of the facility this morning. No word on exactly why, but they may have had a strict dress code requiring panties.
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