NASA, which has been plagued by jealous diaper-wearing homicidal maniacs in the past, now has a new set of problems. Allegations of astronauts flying drunk, as well as a reported case of sabotage, have surfaced.
The sabotage involved someone tampering with a computer bound for the International Space Station. The dastardly culprit deliberately installed Windows Vista on the unit, leaving it highly vulnerable to crashes, incomprehensible error messages, viruses, worms, and 27 year old hackers who still live in their parents' basement.
Even more stunning were the allegations of drunk astronauts going into space. Who even knew that Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears had joined NASA?
The sabotage involved someone tampering with a computer bound for the International Space Station. The dastardly culprit deliberately installed Windows Vista on the unit, leaving it highly vulnerable to crashes, incomprehensible error messages, viruses, worms, and 27 year old hackers who still live in their parents' basement.
Even more stunning were the allegations of drunk astronauts going into space. Who even knew that Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears had joined NASA?
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