Friday, July 06, 2007

Maybe He'll Get Paris' Old Cell

Al Gore's son, Al Gore III, has been arrested in California on a number of drug related charges. He was initially pulled over by police for doing over 100 mph in a Toyota Prius. Officers smelled marijuana, and a subsequent search of the vehicle also revealed a number of prescription drugs, including Xanax, Valium, and Vicodin.

This startling news has left much of the civilized world stunned beyond words. Who would have thought a hybrid could go that fast?

Anyway, police were not impressed by Gore's argument that he uses the Xanax, Valium, and Vicodin to combat global warming.

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