Friday, February 27, 2004

Wonder if Ellen DeGenres Caught the Bouquet?
Congratulations are in order to Rosie O'Donnell, who yesterday wed longtime girlfriend Kelli Carpenter in San Francisco. It's good to see this lovely couple finally make their relationship legal.

In California.

For the time being.

The wedding reception afterwards was marred by some hard feelings when Rosie wolfed down the entire wedding cake and half the buffet table by herself, forcing some guests to call Domino's.
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Non Sequitur

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Safer Today?
CIA Director George Tenet testified before a Senate Committee earlier this week. Asked if Americans are safer today than we were a year ago, Tenet said we are.

The CIA, as the United States' principle intelligence organization, is also the intelligence organization most responsible for the assessment of Saddam's WMD capabilities.

That's it then. We're doomed.


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