A mad cow found in Washington state.... Avian flu in Deleware and New Jersey.... Green Onions contaminated with Salmonella in several states....
Hell, maybe Iraq should be invading us in a hunt for biological weapons!
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Did The Aliens Have Work Permits?
Today is the fiftieth anniversary of President Eisenhower's secret meeting with extraterrestrials.... Or maybe it was just a human dentist.
A former college professor who may have been a little too liberal in his experimentation with recreational drugs during the 60's claims that Ike met with two non-Mexican aliens at a California Air Force Base on Feb. 20, 1954. Predictably, officials at the Dwight D. Eisenhower Library say there is no record of this, but that the former General did chip a tooth at dinner which required immediate attention.
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