Perhaps it's a sign of the times, or just another symptom of the decline of family values, but longtime lovers Ken and Barbie are splitting up. No official explanation from Mattel on exactly why, but rumor has it that G.I. Joe was involved in the breakup.
That's right: He and Ken are off to Massachusetts to get married.
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Oh Mickey
Even though its proposed buyout is far from a done deal, Comcast Cable has announced that it plans on making some major changes to Disney's operating procedures. For example, if you plan on visiting Disney World, you will be required to book an appointment at least a week ahead of time. Then on the day of your actual visit, you'll have to wait in line for the ride operator to show up some time between the hours of 11 A.M. and 5 P.M.
----------Tony Auth, Philadelphia Inquirer
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