Tuesday, February 03, 2004

Erection Update
Well, John Edwards has racked up his first primary win in South Carolina. John Kerry, however, has added another four states to his win column. And word is that Joe Lieberman, who had hoped to win in Deleware, is dropping out of the race after failing to do so.

And once again, former annointed savior of the Democratic party Howard Dean remains in search of his first victory. In tonight's concession speech, the former Vermont governor sought to rally his campaign workers with a few words of inspiration, vowing to carry the fight on to Michigan, Virginia, Tennessee, and Washington state.

Then he exposed his right nipple to the crowd.
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Good Thing He Didn't Have a Cucumber
Texas Tech basketball coach Bobby Knight, whose famous temper got him fired from Indiana, is back in the news. He reportedly encountered Tech Chancellor David Smith in a grocery store. Some sort of disagreement ensued, quickly escalated into a verbal exchange, and finally came to a head when Knight beat Smith senseless with a box of frozen bratwurst.
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Someone Got an Eyeful


----------Walt Handelsman, Long Island, Newsday



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