Thursday, September 25, 2008

Why Palin Will Eventually Become President

Good news, everyone! Not only is Sarah Palin highly religious, but she's been blessed against witchcraft.

Yes, it's true. In 2005, shortly before she ran for governor of Alaska, Palin was blessed by a Kenyan Bishop who asked Jesus Christ to keep her safe from "every form of witchcraft." The Bishop then went on to say "Come on, talk to God about this woman. We declare, save her from Satan.... Make her way my God. Bring finances her way even for the campaign in the name of Jesus. ... Use her to turn this nation the other way around."

So THAT's how she managed to get herself elected governor! And that's also why she will no doubt end up as President some day. This also raises an interesting question: If John McCain wins in November, will Palin pray for him to croak? How the hell does the Secret Service protect the President against something like that?

Anyway, I guess it also means that voodoo doll with the big hair and glasses I bought on eBay is now worthless.

(Palin appears shortly after the 7:00 mark)

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