Sunday, September 21, 2008

The Importance of Good Brakes

After careful examination of a binary star system 300 light years (a single light year measures approximately 6 trillion miles; if translated to dollars, it would just about equal the cost of the Freddie Mac/Fannie Mae bailout) from Earth, astronomers say that they have discovered evidence of a violent collision of two Earth-like planets. The findings are based on the existence of a massive dust cloud in that region of space. Scientists say that if there was ever any life on those distant worlds, it would have been obliterated in a matter of moments.

Meanwhile, Republican vice presidential hopeful Sarah Palin points to the findings as a warning of what God will do to Earth if abortions and same-sex marriages are allowed to continue unabated.

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