Friday, September 19, 2008

An Appeal to My Fellow Citizens

What the hell is wrong with the people supporting John McCain? Don't they realize that electing him would be tantamount to elder abuse? Or don't these sick bastards believe in showing compassion for our senior citizens?

As we all learned last month, McCain can no longer remember how many homes he owns. The number eventually turned out to be seven. That means if McCain gets elected, the White House will be number eight.

If the poor man already can't remember seven, how confused do you think he's going to be having to keep track of eight homes!?!?!?

My God, hasn't John McCain sacrificed enough for his country already? How much more will a selfish nation ask of him?

So be kind, America. Vote for Obama.

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