Proof That Christianity Is Superior To Islam

A college professor in Illinois is claiming to have found Muhammad's name etched inside of a piece of bark that fell from a tree. The squiggly lines were apparently made by a wood boring insect.

Is manifesting himself in the form of a tiny bug the best Muhammad can do? I'm sorry, but that's just downright embarrassing.

At least in Christendom, Jesus and his mom can turn themselves into waffles, or toast, or water stains on a wall, or all sorts of other interesting forms. Heck, one time Christ showed up in a dog's butt!!! Let's see Muhammad do that!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go hide from the suicide bombers lining up outside my door.