Saturday, June 14, 2008

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

South Korea was rocked by massive protests this week after the government announced it would lift its long standing ban on imported American beef. Citizens there are apparently think that all American beef is contaminated with mad cow disease. Never mind the crazy dictator armed with nuclear bombs that lives on their northern border; it's the frakkin' hamburgers that South Koreans are going to worry about!?!?!

This concern is, of course, patently false and completely unfounded. American beef is perfectly safe. It's only the beef we send to other countries that is contaminated.

Maybe we should send them our tomatoes and REALLY piss them off!

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