Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Creating a Poop Free Zone

Wimbledon tennis tournament officials, in an effort to garner some free publicity and re-ignite international interest in their sport, have hired marksmen to shoot and kill pigeons. The dangerous birds had been pooping on an outdoor restaurant area and "dive-bombing" the players. The pigeons also distracted tournament officials from their usual pastime of torturing and dismembering Koala bears.

Good news: So far it appears the move to kill the birds has generated PLENTY of publicity!

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