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A grotto found under Rome has been tentatively identified as the legendary cave where a wolf suckled the twin infants Romulus and Remus, the founders of Rome. According to myth, the two were allegedly fathered by Mars, the Roman god of war. Still no word on whether Uranus was involved in the custody battle, though it is unclear why any of your bodily orifices would have been there in the first place.

As adults, the two engaged in a bitter civil war (one NOT triggered by President Bush). Romulus emerged victorious from the conflict after killing his brother.

This is exciting news for Star Trek fans. With the existence of Romulus and Remus now confirmed, many feel it's only a matter of time until Vulcan is found.