Friday, September 14, 2007

Speaking Of Famous Shipwrecks

Paris Hilton has filed a lawsuit against Hallmark, claiming that the card maker has invaded her privacy. Apparently the company has come out with a card featuring the hotel heiress as a waitress, and she is suing because her "rights to privacy and publicity" have been damaged.

Let's get this straight: Paris Hilton has been arrested twice for drunk driving, spent time in jail, had a major emotional breakdown in a courtroom, starred in a TV show where she repeatedly demonstrated that she has the IQ of a gnat, and been photographed with Britney Spears as the singer flashed her twat for the entire world to see. Oh, and let's not forget the infamous sex tape from a few years ago that first put Hilton on the map.

After all that, she's worried about a greeting card damaging her reputation?!?! Isn't that a bit like standing on the deck of the Titanic as the last lifeboat pulls away and worrying that your shoes might get wet?

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