Residents of a small Peruvian town have become ill after a meteorite crashed into the Earth nearby. As far as scientists have been able to determine, the village does NOT permit same-sex marriage, so it is not immediately clear why God targeted them instead of Massachusetts.
At any rate, a "strange odor" emerged from the crater which caused headaches and vomiting among the villagers. The symptoms are similar to what happens to adult Americans when exposed to Adam Sandler movies. A spokesman for the actor, however, is denying any connection between Sandler and the cosmic forces which shape our universe.
At any rate, a "strange odor" emerged from the crater which caused headaches and vomiting among the villagers. The symptoms are similar to what happens to adult Americans when exposed to Adam Sandler movies. A spokesman for the actor, however, is denying any connection between Sandler and the cosmic forces which shape our universe.
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