Thursday, September 06, 2007

Hey, Baby. Come Here Often?

Idaho Senator Larry Craig, who over the weekend said he would resign over the charges that he was trying to pick up guys in an airport men's room, has now apparently decided to stay and clear his name. This move comes despite his already having plead guilty to the charges--more than two months ago. Craig wants to reverse his plea on the grounds that he didn't know what he was pleading guilty to.

Huh? This guy is in freakin' Congress! He helps write this nation's laws, laws that determine how people like you and I live our lives, pay our taxes, and go to the bathroom. And now he's saying he doesn't know the difference between "guilty" and "not guilty"?!?!?

Furthermore, he's from Idaho but was hanging out in a men's room more than a thousand miles away in Minnesota. Personally, if I were from Idaho, I'd be insulted by that. Aren't Idaho's men's rooms good enough for him? What do Minnesota's airport restrooms have that Idaho's don't?

One of the ways Craig was trying to signal his, er, "intentions" was by tapping his foot and running his hand along the bottom of the stall partition. Hmmm.... Does anyone know if this same technique will work with gay females as well? I'm thinking about dressing up like a woman, heading over to a ladies room at Dulles Airport, and trying to get lucky with a lesbian.


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