Monday, September 17, 2007

At Least He Didn't Kill Anyone This Time

Former football star O.J. Simpson is back in jail. No, he didn't stab anyone. Simpson and some buddies, however, are accused of breaking into a hotel room and stealing--at gunpoint--an assortment of photos and souvenirs related to Simpson's career from a group of sports memorabilia dealers in Las Vegas.

Shortly after the conclusion of his 1995 civil trial, Simpson famously declared that he would dedicate the rest of his life to finding the real killer of his ex-wife. We can only assume that perhaps one of the dealers was a suspect in the murder, and that Simpson was just about to clear his name when the police blundered onto the scene.

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