Thursday, September 20, 2007

Ring Around Something Other Than Your Collar

I don't mean to alarm you, but did you know that scientists have been checking out the rings around Uranus? Doesn't this story make you wish you had been more careful in your personal hygiene?

Quite frankly, this is nothing short of an invasion of our privacy. Unless we're suspected of harboring known terrorists down there, the condition of our most private body parts should be of no concern to the government, or astronomers, or anyone else.... Except maybe proctologists.... Preferably licensed ones.

More importantly, is this information being stored on a secure database? And who has access to this information? Let's face it: None of us want to be Googled by Larry Craig.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish installing my bidet. No more rings around MY anus!!

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