As many of you have no doubt heard, Isaac Hayes recently quit his role of Chef's voice on South Park. But that's okay, because Hayes wasted no time finding himself a new gig. He will be doing voice work for fellow Scientologist Tom Cruise.
"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy." ---H.L. Mencken
George Carlin Explains Religion:
Rock Me, Sexy Jesus:
God's Clock Is STILL Ticking: It has now been days since the people of Dover, PA voted to oust their pro intelligent design school board. Despite Pat Robertson's prediction, so far there has been no sign of the wrath of God