Dream Ticket

The 2008 presidential election is still more than two years away, but political experts are already speculating on potential candidates. On the Democratic side, the current favorites appear to be Hillary Clinton and John Kerry, while for the Republicans John McCain appears to be the most frequently mentioned name.

There is one potential dark horse ticket that many pundits are overlooking, and that's Virginia Senator George Allen for President with actor Mel Gibson as his vice presidential running mate.

Think about it: If these two guys were to promise to balance the budget, withdraw our troops from Iraq in an orderly fashion, capture Osama bin Laden, fix Social Security, devise a functional universal healthcare system, and deport all the Jewish macacas, they'd be unstoppable.