In what can politely be called a controversial move, CBS has announced that the teams on its next installment of Survivor will be based on race and ethnicity. Yes, you read that right. There's going to be a team of white people, of blacks, of Asians, and of Hispanics. In other words, not only will the new season be set in the Cook Islands, it will also be taking place in 1955. Who knows? Maybe one of the competitions will consist of Building a time machine out of a DeLorean.
At any rate, I think we all know which team George Allen will be rooting for.