Monday, February 13, 2006

One Way To Give Head

A Haitian woman attempting to enter the United States has been arrested in Miami for attempted smuggling.... of a human head.

Myrlene Severe was arrested by alert customs officials when she failed to declare the head on the appropriate forms, which apparently means it's okay to bring human body parts into the country provided you have the proper paperwork in triplicate.

Apparently Ms. Severe was planning to use the head in some sort of voodoo ritual.

Well, as long as it was in the name of science....

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