I ended up ripping my Sirius radio out of the car earlier today, beating it to a pulp with a baseball bat, and throwing it into a deep lake. Afterwards, as an added precaution to prevent any possible cross-contamination, I doused the car in gasoline and set it on fire.
Some people may consider such actions to be extreme and the work of a deranged individual, but believe me when I say I did it for the good of humanity. I mean, Sirius played Barry Manilow's version of The Righteous Brothers' "Unchained Melody," for God's sakes!!! What else could I do?
Anyway, I still have my XM radio.... Though now I guess I need a car to put it in.
Friday, February 03, 2006
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