Killer Pop Quiz

Researchers have devised a test which can predict how much longer you have to live. The questions are fairly straightforward, asking things like if you can push a chair across your living room floor without getting winded and whether you're a smoker.

The one that really stumped me, though, was the question about the square root of Pi. I was only able to figure it out to 27 decimal places, but those picky SOB's wanted it all the way to 40. According to that stupid test, that means I'm supposed to die within the several minu