Saturday, October 09, 2004

Where's That 'Get Out of Jail Free' Card?
Martha Stewart has begun serving her five month sentence in a federal prison. She had requested a facility in either Connecticut or Florida, but inconsiderate government officials shipped her off to Alderson Federal Prison Camp in West Virginia (State motto: "Where men are men and sheep are scared").

Well, hopefully she likes banjo music.




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Post Debate Analysis
I don't know about you, but I feel pretty good about being led by a President who thinks it's called the "internets."


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---------------Chip Bok, Akron Beacon-Journal


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