Friday, October 29, 2004

Hey, Baby. Let Me Lather You Up in the Shower

Fox News' Bill O'Reilly has settled a sexual harassment suit out of court for an undisclosed sum. The charges had been brought by one of his producers, Andrea Mackris, and claimed that O'Reilly had made a number of late night phone calls that were highly suggestive and sexually explicit.

So? There's nothing wrong with that. I make phone calls like that all the time. But unlike that moron O'Reilly, I have enough common sense not to give the woman on the other end my name!! It's people like him who give us perverts a bad name!!

Anyway, the settlement will likely remain sealed, as these type things usually do. For his part, O'Reilly insists this was NOT an admission of guilt. He was just trying to "protect his family."

Yeah, right.

Actually, O'Reilly went about this all wrong. He should have just claimed that it wasn't actually his voice making the calls. He was just lip synching.

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